MADE BY the_lady_lamb.

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2 Alexz Johnson
7 Bonnie Pink
6 12012's Suga Yuusuke
4 Morning Musume's Yoshizawa Hitomi
11 Kishimoto Masashi's Naruto
7 Naruto doujinshi: "Tomato Gari Dai Sanji"
4 The Colbert Report's Stephen Colbert
3 The Gazette's Ruki x Alice Nine's Saga ...please don't ask.

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( Should I talk slower like you're a retard / Should I talk slower like you're retarded )

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ICONS;
11 Alexz Johnson
6 Dir En Grey's Shinya and Die
5 Fujiwara Tatsuya
10 Morning Musume's Yoshizawa Hitomi
4 Kishimoto Masashi's Naruto
12 Personal - June's trip to Japan

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( Ahhh, there go-o-oes Johnny Appleseed. )

CREDIT;
http://www.narutofan.com [The Naruto fan base for the Americas.]
http://www.1greeneye.net/main_1024.html [ 1GREENEYE.NET; a texture library that wins ]
http://www.scan001.com/IPM_Hitomi%20Yoshizawa/index.htm [ A Yoshizawa Hitomi image gallery. ]
http://tatsuya.phkp.co.uk/ [ [The Fujiwara Tatsuya Fanlisting, Rising Dragon ]

Title: Comfort (Time) Zone
Author: the_lady_lamb
Pairing: Uchiha Itachi/Uchiha Shisui
Fandom: Kishimoto Masashi's Naruto
Theme: #1 - Look over here.
Rated: PG for not-very-descriptive kissing.
Summary: [AU] Itachi, less than adjusted to life on vacation (very less life in the Western Hemisphere) makes the rounds with Shisui, who always seems to know how to make things better. (Because if he didn't, Itachi wouldn't be with him.)
Author's Note: So much thanks to the 30_kisses mods for being so nice to me and to yukari_rin for making sure I didn't completely forget about this place. Big thankyou to bloodnblack for reminding me what my Itachi!muse is like when he isn't being a emotastic wonder child of doom. Theme song of this one would be To The Ceiling by Isaac Blackman.
Warnings: Cousins who are boyfriends. UnBETAd.

Disclaimer: the_lady_lamb does not own Naruto.

( What a wonderful feeling. )

[ This would totally be a gift!fic for fujiappletan if it didn't suck really bad. :D ]

Title: The King And I
Author: the_lady_lamb
Genre: Pirates of the Caribbean
Subgenre: Romance/Drama
Summary: What she can remember best about Will doesn't really matter - all Elizabeth knows is that for every second she isn't busy remembering, the pain will double, and so it slowly becomes next to everything she does. (Because ten years is a long, long time.) [Liz/Will, pregnant!Elizabeth, forcedparental!Jack. Could possibly serve as a sister-piece to Cooties.]
Rated: PG-13 for non-explicit sexual undertones.
Author's Note: Lol moar we-love-you-POTCAWE-drabble. Here's to spoilers and whatnot, I suppose; I'm behind king!Elizabeth 100% and then some, and I've got to say POTCAWE is the first film in which I found Orlando Bloom - however briefly - hot. I think it was the chest scar that did it. ...and Elizabeth's kingly-ness. (I also support her decision to kiss everyone. Spread her seed around. All that good stuff. Someone please tell me now is not an appropriate time to yell something along the lines of "LMAO BUN, OVEN, LMAO LMAO." Because I'm tempted. Het pairings why do you haunt me so.)
Warnings: Will ♥ Elizabeth, and we all know what a man does when he ♥ a woman. Everybody got that talk, too, right? ...oh. And more repitition, which I seem to be using a lot lately. ...weird. ._.;

( His heart can beat, here. )

Title: Cooties
Author: the_lady_lamb
Genre: Pirates of the Caribbean
Subgenre: General/Romance
Summary: Will's first and last summer at the Swann estate taught the two of them quite a few things and gave way to their own fated intertwining. (Admittedly, Jack Sparrow wasn't half as good as Will's stories about him.)
Rated: G for omgwaitookyoot.
Author's Note: ...I meant this to turn in to present-day stuff but I...I couldn't do it. It just came out too damn cute, I was afraid to taint it with my "PR0NZORZZ PLZ" mentality. I KNOW, I'M TERRIBLE. (Everything like that should be relatively squared away with The King And I though? So...uh. We're all good.) At any rate, I've avoided spoilers for once if we're excluding my icon so I think I can proceed.
Warnings: Fluff. Like, amazing fluff. Fluff I didn't even know I could write, type fluff. ...and, uh, unabashed Jack!flattery. I personally think Elizabeth was disappointed when they finally met. Tell me I'm not the only one who saw that coming.

Disclaimer: Copyright the Uke Reformation, 2007. All rights reserved.

( Elizabeth and William were not conventional children, not in the least. )

Title: Strawberry Town
Author: the_lady_lamb
Genre: Kamikaze Girls ("Shimotsuma Monogatari")
Sub-genre: General/Humour
Summary: Momoko, ever pretty and cynical, muses on the reasons she thinks Ichigo is persisting - more like a dog than anything else - when the girl shows up to tow her off to town for some unknown reason. (Slight shoujo-ai, if you decide to read it that way. Or if you realize I decided to write it that way.)
Rated: PG for innuendo-like references to Ichigo.
Author's Note: WOW TWO IN ONE DAY. I am way into Kamikaze Girls, and while it's a pity this took me so long, I think I'm really going to have to get into the fandom just because the shoujo-ai is so lovely.
Warnings: Slight shoujo-ai. If you haven't seen the movie, this'll spoil it for you. Big surprise. :D

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( We regret to inform you- )

Title: Of Song and Salt
Author: the_lady_lamb
Genre: Pirates of the Caribbean
Subgenre: Romance/General
Summary: (Preceding the current POTC time line. Backstory-drabble ftw.) It is not beyond Calypso what will happen if she gives Davy Jones the makings of immortality, but she loves him too much to care.
Rated: PG for not-so-kiddy romantic themes.
Author's Note: I LOVE CALYPSO/TIA DALMA SO DAMN MUCH. It's a pity that there aren't any CalyJones icons out yet - I'll have to settle for this one until there are or make my own GOD PLEASE DON'T LET IT COME TO THAT - but I figured someone should get the fic started because what an awesome pairing. So cute in a dark all-powerful goddess type way. ...not BETA'd though. Take that for what it's worth.
Warnings: None for once.

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( It is not beyond her what will happen. )

MADE BY the_lady_lamb.

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5 Jolin Tsai
3 Wu Zun
12 12012 because Yuusuke needs more love
11 Tombraider: Legend

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( Ms. Vampire~ )

CREDIT;
SOFTPEDIA [Equipped with awesome Tombraider screencaps.]
1GREENEYE.NET [A great texture site I use often.]
Ranshin.net [The official 12012 fanlisting. It's got an awesome gallery that I totally took advantage of.]

Title: Krystalnacht
Author: tsuzukinoai
Genre: Naruto
Subgenre: Angst/Romance. But mostly Angst.
Summary: Itachi saw them together and he'd broken like the glass kaleidoscope he'd hurled from the third story window when he was four and a half years old before he understood that it was an unwary personification of self.
Rated: PG because it's ambiguous.
Author's Note: It's another one for the home team - dedicated of course of course to fujiappletan and yukari_rin who I swear I will not spam this time maybe. A challenge to myself to see if I could keep Itachi in character and still express my own feelings in under twenty minutes...in Japanese. [Personal challenge.]
Note: Implied incest. WHOOOOO INCESSSSSSST. Japanese probably not very advanced or accurate. UnBETA'd.

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( 「心　に　中　で、」 )

( My heart- [English translation] )

Title: Competition Fighter
Author: tsuzukinoai
Genre: Naruto
Subgenre: Does ULTIMATETRIUMPHZOMGSAKURAWORSHIP! have a genre...? ...Action/Romance. I guess.
Summary: Sakura and Naruto don't have to work hard to know what they want, but Sasuke is dually surprised and irritated that they would go to such great lengths to accomplish their own goals. "You don't know who I am. You don't know anything about me." "That's okay." "We love you anyway."
Rated: PG-13 for language and more-than-hinted threesome.
Author's Note: For yukari_rin because I just couldn't keep myself from writing it after that whole "jeez, I hope she bitchslaps him real hard" conversation. Also for fujiappletan...because I couldn't do it without thinking aboutcha.
Note: Implied SakuNaruSasu...because it is full of win. Sasuke!abuse. Because there should be more of it in the world. (I think this is the way the fight should go. )

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( Naruto grin was so feral. )

MADE BY tsuzukinoai .

ICONS;
3 Fujiwara Tatsuya
2 Lee So Young's Model
2 Oshima!Uchihacest
1 Acute Girl's Skin
9 Kishimoto Masashi's Naruto
6 Little Kuriboh's YuGiOh! The Abridged Series

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( I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe. )


CREDIT;
http://www.narutofan.com/ [The Naruto fan database for the Americas.]
http://sasuxnaruislove.snowfaerie.net/ [One of the best SasuNaru doujin sites out there. Download Acute Girl's Skin by clicking here.]
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=LittleKuriboh [Little Kuriboh's youtube page. Check out YGO!AS.]
http://textures.forrest.cz/ [Texture library.]

Title: Undid
Author: tsuzukinoai
Genre: Naruto
Subgenre: Romance
Summary: She loves him so much. AU. [Weakness for Oshima!Sasuke shows through.]
Rated: PG-13 for incest.
Author's Note: I love this pairing. So effing much. Thankyou saave. Mama loves you.
Note: Contains shouta, incest, and not-in-depth toplessness. WTH LAMB WROTE HET.

Disclaimer: Copyright The Uke Reformation, 2007. All rights reserved.

( Softly, warmly, gently. )

Title: Rot
Author: tsuzukinoai
Genre: Naruto
Subgenre: Angst
Summary: [Author clumsily explores the Shisui-as-Itachi Theory.] Shisui is not surprised at his durability, but he is surprised by Itachi's unexpected lackthereof. "Itachi-kun. I hate you, Itachi-kun."
Rated: Light R for implied incest, and non-graphic violence.
Author's Note: This was pretty much a character exploration for me...and the more I explored it the more sense it made. Shisui was supposedly a master of illusions, right? (What's to say he's not our 'Itachi'?)
Note: Shisui is really, really creepy in this one. Lot's of not-being-specific-ness. I'm not altogether happy with the way it came out because it's fucking choppy, sheez (THIS IS WHAT GROWING PAINS LOOKED LIKE WHEN I STARTED WRITING IT) but the theory has totally got me hooked and I'll porbably write more on it. Oh. And Itachi is like. REALLY YOUNG in comparison to Shisui. For whatever reason. Because I love ItaShisu!shouta. Shoot me.

( Why the hell did you do that? )

MADE BY tsuzukinoai .

ICONS;
5 Christopher Paolini's Eragon
2 Fujiwara Tatsuya
2 Dina Situ's Pandect
2 Disney's Kingdom Hearts II
9 Kishimoto Masashi's Naruto

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( Constantly together. )

MADE BY tsuzukinoai

ICONS;
1 Kanno Miho
3 Amuro Namie
2 Carlos Mencia
7 Fujiwara Tatsuya
5 Song Ji Hyo
3 Masashi Kimimoto's Naruto
12 Cosplayer
2 Dina Situ's Pandect
10 Bishoujo Sailor Moon

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( Everything you want and more~ )

CREDIT;
http://kannomiho.com/ [The Kanno Miho Fansite]
http://tatsuya.phkp.co.uk/ [The Fujiwara Tatsuya Fanlisting, Rising Dragon]
http://pandect.tk/ [Dina Situ's Pandect web comic. Check it out. :D]
http://www.narutofan.com/ [The Naruto fan database for the Americas.]
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=SailorDirector [The uploadee for the Bishoujo Sailor Moon series on youtube.]</b>

ORIGINALLY POSTED HERE ON NOVEMBER 7, 2006.

Title: Black Ink, Black Licorice
Author: tsuzukinoai
Genre: Naruto
Subgenre: Angst/Romance/Smut
Summary: When Itachi returns from Lightning Country with an edge on the sides of his voice, his Jounin of a cousin soothes it one of the few ways anyone can.
Rated: Hard R for implied sexual content.
Author's Note: I wrote this following my completion of Ernest Hemmingway's ultra-depressing A Farewell to Arms, and my writing style reflects it. This is the second cannon!ItaShi post I've ever made...and I'm personally very proud of it.
Note: Contains Uchihas being gay and incestual...and gay.

( Itadakimasu wa~ )

Title: September, Part II
Authors: tsuzukinoai and fujiappletan
Genre: Naruto
Sub-genre: Angst/Romance/Prose
Summary: Itachi seemingly sets Shisui off by saying very much the wrong thing, but sanity isn't measured in leagues. Hence, "making it up to him" might just be the equivalent of apologizing for being as he is, but that's Shisui for you. [Oshima!verse.]
Rated: NC-17 for a very vague blowjob, and some touchy-feely hanky-panky.
Author's Note: Fuji and I write so fucking much. Thank God I log these differently now. Click here to go back to Part I.
Warnings: Yaoi and some of the most poetic pretty incest you've ever read in your life. ...I am so not arrogant.

( Tell me a story. )

Title: September, Part I
Authors: tsuzukinoai and fujiappletan
Genre: Naruto
Sub-genre: Angst/Romance/Prose
Summary: Itachi seemingly sets Shisui off by saying very much the wrong thing, but sanity isn't measured in leagues. Hence, "making it up to him" might just be the equivalent of apologizing for being as he is, but that's Shisui for you. [Oshima!verse.]
Rated: NC-17 for a very vague blowjob, and some touchy-feely hanky-panky.
Author's Note: I love this log. I play the Uchiha Itachi at oshima_high...and here's to apologizing for absolutely and compltely forgetting to post this back in September. (It's a little late now, though...meaning that I lose at life.)
Warnings: Yaoi and some of the most poetic pretty incest you've ever read in your life. ...I am so not arrogant.

( Blackholes and revalations. )

EDIT: And of course HODAMN the whole thing doesn't fit on one post. (It never does. Click here to go to Part II.

ORIGINALLY POSTED HERE ON NOVEMBER 15, 2006.

Title: Hell Buddies
Author: tsuzukinoai
Genre: Naruto
Subgenre: One-word prompt.
Summary: Fifty words to describe Uchiha Itachi. [character piece]
Rated: R for dark angst, violence, and sex.
Notes: UnBETAd. And it meanders...and is full of incest. YUMMMM INCESSSST.

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( Itachi thinks that the final cold is not so final. )